By Sheri

SANDRA IS MOM TO LOUIS BARDO BULLOCK

The secret’s out and Sandra Bullock chose to reveal it to People Magazine by asking them to interview her. Apparently, Jesse James and Sandra started the adoption process for a baby 4 years ago. The soon to be officially adopted infant, now 3 ½ months old, was born in January in New Orleans. Bullock tells People Magazine (a double issue due out Friday) that family and friends knew about the adoption but Sandra and Jesse hadn’t wanted to reveal the news publicly until after the Oscars were over. (But then of course, James’ multi-mistress scandal hit the fan!)

Bullock makes things totally clear to People when she says in the interview “I have filed for divorce.” Sandra also reveals that she is just about to close the adoption as a single parent. She comments that she is “scared” but what parent isn’t? — Especially when you don’t have a clue the man you love, have been married to for 5 years and set out to adopt a child with for 4 years, has been cheating on you with a string of stripper/tattoo models.

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL SON!

Looking at the People Magazine cover above, Sandra’s beautiful son seems to look wise beyond his years – like a tiny old soul. His eyes seem to know just how good he has it. Come on, you just know Sandra’s a good, loving mom. Well, she was even given permission by the courts to take care of Jesse James’ 3 kids because their mother, another tattooed stripper type and reportedly a porn star, is serving jail time for tax evasion.

Hopefully, Sandra will be happy. At least her attention will be appreciated. She’s a good actress, but I don’t think she’s pretending to be as joyful as she looks on the People cover above… You just can’t fake that caliber of true mama love!!!

By Sheri

JAMES & MISTRESS “BOMBSHELL” MCGEE (TMZ PHOTO)

As if the shocking Nazi poses of model/stripper/Jesse James’ mistress, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, aren’t enough, now she has the nerve to say she’s “sad” about the “hate mail” she’s been getting since the pictures have gone mainstream! (How ironic is that???)

“Bombshell” also has the nerve to make a profit from her new found infamy by setting up a website to sell photos and videos of her (disgusting) self for $9.95 set to launch in a few days. Gross!

JESSE JAMES WEASELS OUT OF TICKET ON WAY TO REHAB?

Apparently taking a cue from Tiger Woods’ playbook, Jesse James reportedly headed to Arizona for rehab on Friday. The (vague) word is that James said only that he needed “professional help” for “personal issues.” (Hey is there a cheater’s rehab center in Arizona?)

Rather than smashing his vehicle into a tree with his wife nearby wielding a golf club like Tiger, James is said to have talked his way out of a ticket (for missing a license plate on the front of his Mercedes) on the way to rehab. The rumor is that James pleaded with the Arizona officer for about 15 minutes about how he was on his way to save his marriage. Apparently James’ sob story about his marriage woes worked and he didn’t get ticketed.

Well, to play Devil’s advocate for James (just for a split second, I promise!) the one classy thing I think he did was when he said during his public apology that he was “truly very sorry” about causing his “wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension.” (He got that right!)

Sandra Bullock is reported to have received some advice on what to do about her marriage from well-meaning actor friends including Hugh Grant and Keanu Reeves. (I would love to know what they told her, wouldn’t you?)

I wonder if Jesse will beg Sandra to take him back and if it will work or will her Facebook page continue to say “Single”…

Amid all the rumors and after a public apology, Jesse James returns to work at West Coast Choppers wearing his wedding band. And some overalls. Would you do this guy? Hmm maybe, considering his nickname is “Vanilla Gorilla.”

By Sheri

SANDRA LEFT JESSE ON MONDAY

So… classy, confidently cool Sandra Bullock wins the Best Actress Oscar for The Blind Side and then like 1 ½ weeks later she’s blindsided by the news in People magazine that apparently her husband, Jesse James, was sleeping with some trashy, totally tattooed bimbo named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee while she was working on her Oscar winning performance in a meaningful film. Okay, that really sucks!

“Bombshell” told People that Jesse didn’t wear condoms (TMI.. TMI..) and they were together at least twice a week for 5 weeks. If this is true, Jesse James is a total loser because what about his wife’s health? Maybe he wanted to produce another child from a tattooed mom for Sandra to end up looking after? (Last fall he was awarded custody of his then-5 year old daughter, Sunny, with ex porn star wife, Janine Lindemulder, who was sent to jail for 6 months for tax evasion.)

As soon as the People story broke, Sandra moved out of the house she shared with husband, Jesse. (Good for her – he doesn’t deserve her!) She had to bow out of a planned trip to London to premiere The Blind Side because of this. Warner Brothers understood and publicly issued a statement that the premiere had to be canceled.

NO MODELS WHILE WIFE’S AWAY, JESSE!

Apparently, the affair started soon after “Bombshell” had sent Jesse an email about modeling for his business (James is a mechanic and host of the reality show, Monster Garage). The (stupid idiot) said yes and, according to McGee, they had sex on the couch a few times (okay TMI again!) before meeting at least twice a week for more of the same.

In a lame attempt to try and be respectable, “Bombshell” McGee said she never would have slept with Jesse James if she “thought he was a married man.” (ever try Google, bimbo? James and Bullock wed in Santa Barbara in 1995) Still, it’s James who owes Bullock a big time apology and adios (and he better not even try for any of her money!!!) if this tryst is true (and it seems likely that it is!).

By Sheri

SANDRA BULLOCK: CLASS ACT(OR)

With a Best Actress Oscar win last night for portraying Leigh Anne Tuohy in The Blind Side, Sandra Bullock became the first actor to win both a Golden Raspberry and an Academy Award in the same year, never mind the same weekend. She accepted her Oscar in person Sunday night, but also had the class to do the same thing before that on Saturday night for a Razzie for the Worst Actress of 2009 for her role as Mary Horowitz in All About Steve.

Bullock not only showed up to the Razzies, she held the award high on stage and took the time to stand up for herself in a, (yes classy!), and entertaining way. Sandra took on stage with her a copy of the script of All About Steve as well as a cart load of DVDs of the film – one for every person in the room.

She told the Razzie audience: “I will show up next year if you promise to watch the movie and really consider if it was truly the worst performance. If you’re willing to watch, I’ll come back next year and give back the Razzie.”

In All About Steve, Bullock plays a crossword puzzle creator who is also a bumbling stalker of a TV camera operator. In The Blind Side, she is a wealthy, nurturing woman who takes in a homeless black youth. The Blind Side is based on the true story of Michael Oher who became an offensive left tackle for the Baltimore Ravens football team. Although All About Steve was blasted by critics, the film, which was co-produced by Bullock, did make money at the box office.

“I won’t win” Sandra had predicted about her Oscar nom, saying she’s “usually right” about which nominee will win an Academy Award. We’re glad she was wrong this time!