By Sheri

WTF HAPPENED TO SERENA WILLIAMS’ FOOT?

As Judge Judy says, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!” Serena Williams just announced that she’ll be missing 3 tennis tournies right before the August 30 start of the US Open because she cut the bottom of her foot on broken glass in a restaurant and will need foot surgery to correct it.

Before anyone can confront her about the gaping, WTF holes in that story, she states she won’t discuss any details of the “accident.”

Now, how does a person presumably wearing shoes cut the bottom of her foot on broken glass in a restaurant of all places? This makes no sense! No sense! And if by some miracle this really did happen, why would a person who stepped on some dishes barefoot and had some cuts on the bottom of her foot need surgery that would have her down for the count? At most, a few stitches maybe. (Hey, you know I once knocked the butter dish out of my aunt’s fridge, stepped on the glass from it in bare feet and didn’t even need stitches…)

THE BIG QUESTION: If Serena really hurt the bottom of her right foot like she says, then why was she wearing 2 bandages on the top of said foot in photographs taken at Denver Nuggets player, Carmelo Anthony’s July 10 wedding?

It really gets me pissed when people make up something totally unbelievable then refuse to talk about it!!! I don’t want to care. I don’t want to have to know what really happened. But damn it all, don’t insult my intelligence! Now the wheels of my mind are left to spin (so dangerous lol!) to try and solve the ridiculous puzzle of WTF happened to Serena Williams’ foot! It’s Sunday morning. I should be relaxing with the newspaper while eating Eggs Benny or something, but no, it’s Serena Williams’ stinkin’ foot that I’m thinking about. ARRGH!