By Sheri

HERE’S HOW PARIS PACKS FOR THE WORLD CUP

Looking at the photo of Paris Hilton all packed and ready to attend the FIFA World Cup soccer match in South Africa last week, it’s all so old school like how wealthy women used to prepare for a long cruise on the Titanic – steamer trunks, floral dresses and big hats. The only telltale, and tarty, sign of the times is her up-dress flash as she poses with her luggage.

When Hilton actually got to the World Cup, she managed to get accused of possession of marijuana. Being Paris though, she also managed to get out of it by sweetly charming everyone and convincing them of her innocence. If anyone knows that you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, it’s Paris Hilton. Of course she doesn’t want flies, she only wants everything she does want and she knows how to be extra sweet and extra helpful to people so how can they resist her charms?

On Friday, July 2, Paris chirped on her Twitter page: “I was not charged or arrested, cause I didn’t do anything. I was assisting the police with the investigation and answering their questions. Everyone was super nice and friendly to me. I love South Africa.” Let’s face it, the girl has the skills to avoid any ills!

There was reportedly a court hearing for the pot possession charges at midnight of all times. Hilton’s pal, former Playboy playmate, Jennifer Rovero, fessed up to owning the marijuana. She paid about $130 US to avoid jail time and instead is forbidden to return to South Africa for 2 years.

By the way, the South African World Cup sure attracted a lot of celebs, didn’t it? Well, money plus time equals world travel! Not only were American ex president Bill Clinton and rock god extraordinaire Mick Jagger World Cup seatmates, Paris was spotted hanging out with Leonardo DiCaprio in Johannesburg.