By Sheri

LINDSAY LOHAN’S SCRAMtabulous FASHION

Usually, I’d have to say that the luscious lush, Lindsay Lohan, is a great dresser. And well, a lot of that is charging up her credit cards to a 600K debt to buy the creme de la creme of fashion off of Paris runways, but yeah typically the girl looks good. But, in the photo above taken several weeks ago when she got her SCRAM ankle monitor, she looks more like a mess. The almost knee high suede-like tan boots worn with black gym shorts and a raggy looking top that’s seen better days looks strange.

But, then, having to wear a SCRAM ankle monitor at all times is strange and I guess she just wanted big boots to cover it up. Not only has Lindsay complained that the monitor is too tight, she also can’t get a spray tan. Apparently, the chemicals in the tanning spray confuse the SCRAM alcohol sensor. Ah well, that’s life on the G list, Lindsay!

You know though, I actually think Lindsay Lohan’s choice to play another LL – porn star icon Linda Lovelace – may end up jump starting her career. No matter what you say about Lilo, I’ll argue to the death that the girl can act. She’s a really good actress, actually. Too bad about the drinking and the downward spiral. I really wish she would go on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Yes, it’s one of my favorite shows (oh confessions, confessions) but come on, if Mackenzie Philips can get sober so can our Lilo!

Unfortunately, Lindsay seems to have a real stubborn streak that makes her downright impossible to help or so it appears.One thing that’s, so far at least, going right for her is that a former assistant named Eleanor is refusing to dish for cash. According to The New York Post, Lohan’s former assistant was offered as much as $50,000 to dish the dirt, give the goods, spill the scoop (okay, I’ll stop already!) on her former boss. When asked why she wouldn’t, it wasn’t about Lindsay though, rather Eleanor mentioned that she’d never be able to be trusted, or hired, as a celeh assistant again.