By Sheri

LADY GAGA EATS BABY FOOD, HATES HER BODY?

Although her rep is denying everything, the rumors are rampant that Lady Gaga lives basically on baby food to stay slim. She also apparently has the same disease as Heidi Montag as Gaga’s said to be contemplating thousands of dollars of plastic surgery on everywhere from her face to her boobs to her thighs. The “source” (oh these people never give their names, what cowards!) tattling on Gaga in Heat magazine swears that Lady Gaga spends hours looking in the mirror lamenting over her looks.

Well, ya know, all Stefani Germanotta (Gaga’s real name) needs is a makeover (including some real hair, a hairbrush and real clothes rather than half of Batwoman’s costume!). A case of makeup remover to ditch the raccoon eyes is a good start in the cosmetics department, but really…

IF YOU DON’T LIKE YOUR THIGHS, WEAR SOME PANTS!

For someone reported to have issues with her thighs, Lady Gaga seems obsessed with wearing totally inappropriate, underwear-like garments in pubic oops public places. The crazy thongs oops things she wears reveal more than most people’s bathing suits!

Seriously, TLC’s Stacy London and Clinton Kelly need to school her on What Not To Wear. Can you imagine that episode? Come on, Gaga, forget the plastic (if it’s leather she’s wearing it looks like plastic) and the plastic surgery and just get some real clothes!

“IT’S ALL ABOUT STARVATION. POP STARS DON’T EAT.”

Lady Gaga said those words last May. Now she’s accused of living on baby food. The infamous Heat source (heat source ha) states that Gaga’s so weak from not eating properly and dancing so much that she’s been “blacking out” as well as “collapsing on stage.” Well ya, just get paid to blab to a magazine about it rather than calling 911 and getting the Lady some help (including counseling)…