By Sheri

GLAM GIRL GAGA GETS THE LAST LAUGH OVER EX

Imagine having an ex tell you you’ll never reach your dreams, never amount to anything? The nerve! I’d want to pull an “alleged” Charlie Sheen and get out the kitchen knives and/or shotgun and issue death threats!

Ah, but Gaga says in the soon to be released April issue of Cosmopolitan magazine that she told her ex boyfriend in no uncertain terms: “You won’t be able to order a coffee at the f***ing deli without hearing or seeing me.”

Good one, Gaga! Especially since it’s obviously oh so true! I wonder where this guy is and what he does for a living now? If poetic justice is any indication, he should be a newsstand worker, ah yes right outside a deli, who has to unpack and sell a gazillion (Gagazillion!) magazines with her on the covers!

By the way, Gaga’s gone very old school Hollywood these days with long, waved blond hair, blood red lips and elegant black gowns. ‘Cept on the new Cosmo cover, she’s wearing just a bra and boy shorts undies that both pretty much match her skin tone (except for the white waistband). Whatev…

GAGA TELLS COSMO SHE’S “DELUSIONALLY AMBITIOUS”

Lady Gaga said her ex “hoped I’d fail” and that she’d “never have a hit song” as well as “never be nominated for a Grammy.” This jealous loser must not think much of Karma!

Anyway, Gaga’s ambition and determination helped her keep going through all that loser’s remarks as well as music biz people telling she was “too pop” or “too theatrical.” Let’s not forget she’s only 23 (24 at the end of March) and reigns on the music charts! Yeah Gaga has the last laugh/giggle fit/ ha ha/guffaw (whatever she wants) all right!